Sarni's Scrolls: MNF X 2

Tonight is the third Monday Night Football doubleheader of the NFL season, the first with simultaneous kickoffs.

■ 8: Titans (+14) at Dolphins, ESPN. Chris Fowler, Louis Riddick, Dan Orlovsky, Laura Rutledge.

■ 8: Packers (-6) at Giants, ABC. Jo Buck, Troy Aikman, Lisa Salters.

Disney televised MNF doubleheaders with staggered kickoffs in Weeks 2 and 3.

The NFL's reasoning for tonight's simultaneous doubleheader: Trying to "transform a Sunday afternoon environment into a prime time window."

ESPN2 will air the "ManningCast," offering viewers the ability to watch both games with Peyton and Eli commenting.

Viewership for the "ManningCast" has fallen off recently with some fans agitated that the show continues to bring on celebrity guests rather than having the former quarterbacks break down the game.

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Ernie Johnson, Andrea Joyce and Cris Collinworth head the Sports Broadcasting Hall of Fame Class of 2023.

Also: Val Ackerman, Big East Conference commissioner and first president of the WNBA; Lance Barrow, former CBS Sports producer; Tom Fletcher, inventor of the super-slo-mo camera and other innovations; Steve Hellmuth, former NBA EVP, media operations and technology; Tony Petitti, Big Ten Conference Commissioner and former TV-network executive; Jeff Zachary, legendary camera operator.

The induction ceremony will be held on Tuesday, Dec. 12, at the New York Hilton.

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Shohei Ohtani's 10-year, $700M contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers:

■ $70,000,000 a year

■ $5,833,333 a month

■ $1,346,153 a week

■ $191,780 a day

■ $7,991 an hour

■ $133 a minute

■ $2.20 a second

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No. 2 Notre Dame (12-2-6) and No. 9 Clemson (13-3-5) meet for the NCAA Men’s College Cup at Lynn Family Stadium in Louisville on Monday (6, ESPNU).

The all-ACC national championship game was set up after the Tigers topped No. 5 seed West Virginia, 1-0, while the Fighting Irish downed Oregon State, 1-0 in Friday's semifinals.

The ACC has clinched its 20th national championship in men’s soccer, including its third straight (Clemson 2021, Syracuse 2022).

Announcers: Dalen Cuff (play-by-play), Devon Kerr (analyst) and Marion Crowder (sideline reporter).

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Kirk Herbstreit tweeted after Saturday's GameDay for the Army-Navy game in Foxboro... a TV critic agrees:

"We had 2 moments today at the Army/Navy @CollegeGameDay near the end of the show that to me, really nailed why I’m so proud to be part this show.

We had a feature on Steve Dwyer Jr who died on a Blackhawk training exercise with 4 other soldiers. His Dad Steve Sr talked about his son-his life-what made him special and how difficult his loss has been for he and his family. Jen Lada did an amazing job on that feature and tagged it w/ a soldier playing taps live and we faded into black. Moving moment for all who watched.

Then at the end of the show we had Bill Belichick on as our celebrity picker-to watch he and LC talk Navy football and to hear how impactful those years were on BB as a youngster w/ his Dad Steve as an assistant during those years so incredible to see. And THEN he makes his pick and pulls a Lee Corso-putting on an old Navy helmet as he picks to Navy to win!! Coach Belichick is t doing THAT anywhere else-just surreal!

2 segments from opposite ends of the spectrum could not have been played off any better!

Love this show! Grateful to be part of it."

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Two-time Olympic gold medalist and nine-time WNBA All-Star Brittney Griner will partner with ESPN and Disney Entertainment Television to share her story through various projects on their platforms. A documentary feature from ESPN Films and scripted series development with ABC Signature are in the works. She will also sit down for her first exclusive interview with ABC News’ Robin Roberts.“The last two years have been the most harrowing, transformative and illuminating period of my life, and I am grateful to be in a place now to share my story with the world,” Griner said.

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ETC.

■ The Indiana Fever has the No. 1 pick in the WNBA Draft for the second straight year after winning the lottery again. Hello Caitlin Clark.

■ Madison Chock and Evan Bates are the first U.S. ice dancers since Meryl Davis and Charlie White (2013) to go undefeated in a calendar year.

■ The New York Times 71 Most Stylish People of 2023 list includes Francis Tiafoe, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Butler, Coco Gauff, Englush goalkeeper Mary Earps, David and Victoria Beckham.

■ "Winning Time: Rise of the Lakers Dynasty" earned a Critics Choice nomination for Best Drama.

■ The expanded NWSL is increasing its regular- season matches from 22 to 26, and post-season teams from six to eight.

■ USA Soccer is establishing its national training center in Fayette County, Ga.

■ Rob Gronkowski said he'll sing the National Anthem at the Dec. 16 L.A. Bowl, which he is hosting.

■ Jayden Daniels wore two pins on his jacket at the Heisman Trophy award presentation... one representing LSU and one representing Walk-On's Sports Bistreaux.

■ Lopsided score of the weekend: North Dakota St. 108, Oakland Hills Christian College 14.

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■ Krispy Kreme opened its first restaurant in Paris.

■ McDonald's opened its first CosMc's in Bolingbrook, Illinois on Friday. It offers caffeine drinks and afternoon snacks, an attempt to compete with Dunkin' and Starbucks.

■ "Barbie" and "Succession" led the Golden Globes nominations with nine apiece.

■ Nicki Minaj's long-awaited "Pink Friday 2" album is here, 13 years after the original.

■ Adele won the 2023 Sherry Lansing Leadership Award at THR's Women in Entertainment gala.

■ Minger, the world's stinkiest cheese from Scotland Highland Fine Cheeses, is selling out in grocery stores everywhere.

■ Rapper Post Malone has lost 55 pounds, and is down to 185. He told Howard Stern his secret is hot sauce.

■ A "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" reboot was nixed.

■ The average person is keeping 13 secrets from friends and loved ones, according to Bottom Line.

THEY SAID IT

■ "It's a bit embarrassing for the National Football League for that to take place." -- Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid on the costly offsides call in Sunday's game against the Buffalo Bills.

■ "I mean, for me, that's completely normal. Like, being honest about it and being your authentic self, and expressing what you feel. I'm just trying to be true to myself and to others and say what my goals and objectives are. So it’s as simple as that." -- Novak Djokovic on chasing records in "60 Minutes" profile.

■ "If boomers gave the masses "Don't Stop Believin'," millennials can claim "Mr. Brightside" as the generation's official entry into the canon: a song that gets everybody at the bar shout-singing along." -- Jessica Goldstein, New York Times.

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Jim Sarni, BC Class of '69, is a former sportswriter for The Boston Globe and the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. He resides in Fort Lauderdale and watches a lot of television. If you have a comment or an opinion, we'd love to hear from you Jksarni@aol.com